When the moon is in the seventh house,and Jupiter aligns with Mars,and Uranus aligns with the toilet bowl,love will guide the stars.This is the dawning of the age of Aq....screw this !

   Remember the 70's? Well chances are if you do,you were a major downer.

   It was an era of peace,love,tuning in,dropping out,giving it to the man,and just being.

   People were seeking guidance and looking to the stars.Astrology has been around since time began,but people were really making it popular,and really digging what it was all bout.

   Below is the type of astrologer's writings,I would of loved,to have seen back then.I'm sure it would of harshed their mellows,and would of had them saying,"Whoa man !".

     Aries    Mar.21-Apr.19        
   You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered,impatient,and scornful of advice.You are a pain in the neck.

     Taurus   Apr.20-May 20
   You are practical and persistent.You have a dogged determination and work like hell.Most people think you are stubborn and pigheaded.You are a nothing more than a damn communist.

      Gemini May 21-June 20
   You are a quick and intelligent thinker.Most people like you because you are bisexual.However,you are inclined to expect too much for too little.In other words,you are cheap bastard.Geminis are known for committing random acts of incest.

      Cancer June 21-July 22
   You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.They think you are a sucker.You are always putting things off;that's why you'll never make anything of yourself.Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

       Leo July 23-Aug.22
   You consider yourself a born leader.Others think you are just pushy.Most Leos are bullies.You are vain and dislike honest criticism.Your arrogance is disgusting.Leo people are thieves.

       Virgo Aug.23-Sept.22
   You are the logical type and hate disorder.This nit-picking is sickening to all your friends and family.You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love.Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

       Libra Sept.23-Oct.21
   You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.  If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent.Most Libra women are good prostitutes.All Libras die of venereal disease.

       Scorpio Oct.22-Nov.21
   You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics.Most Scorpios are murdered for screwing
people over.

    Sagittarius   Nov.22-Dec.21
   You are optimistic and enthusiastic.You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent.The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers.
People laugh at you a great deal.

     Capricorn Dec.22-Jan.19
  You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.You don't do much of anything;your lazy.There has   never been a Capricorn of any importance.Capricorns should avoid
standing still for too long,as they take root and become trees.

     Aquarius Jan.20-Feb.18
   You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.You lie a great deal.On the other hand,you are inclined to be careless and impractical,causing you to make the
same mistakes over and over again.People think you are stupid.

    As many of you know,unless you have been living under a rock,voting has started at Spaces Hall Of Fame.

   For reasons unbeknown-st ( big word for a pig,eh?) to myself,I was nominated as "Most Humorous" as well as "Most Original".

   In the spirit of competition,I feel compelled to make some campaign promises,in the event I should win this particular event.

   If elected "Most Humorous" and/or "Most Original"Space,I Piggy Playhouse,promise the following:

Bring stability and long term security to “Spaces.”

Each year on my birthday, everybody who voted for me,gets a cupcake.

I will hire at my expense a detective agency,to find out what the hell,the T.V. series "Lost" is all about.

In the U.S.,there is only two Dakotas.if elected I plan to double that.

In Canada,will arrange for you to roll the dice against Revenue Canada for double or nothing on your taxes.

Make it mandatory for Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,and Lindsay Lohan to wear underwear.

Put an end to developing any more reality shows.with the exception of "Piggy In Da House,Boar At Large",which is scheduled to air in September.

Eradicate all tags,where you have to spill your guts,and tag eight other people. 

    Being a piglebrity,I travel quite a bit.When I want to rest my wings,I book a first class flight,on one of my commercial airplanes.I own a fleet of the suckers,so I may as well use them,from time to time.
   On one of these trips,I was seated next to an elderly woman.Now she was looking for some conversation,but wasn't starting it in the typical way.She didn't discuss the weather,politics,sports,or anything typical of a an ordinary conversation.No,she had a riddle for me.
   I was sleeping,and awakened to her bony elbow jabbing me in the ribs,and her asking,"Young man,if a plane crashes on the Canadian and American border,where would they bury the survivors?".Like I said,I was sleeping,and awoken to this old hag,who looked like death,asking me that question.Talk about a scary awakening! I was bout ready to jump out of the emergency exit,and fly away.
   She nails me again,with her bony old elbow,and asks again,"Young man,if a plane crashes on the Canadian and American border,where would they bury the survivors?".She then says,"Two hundred of the survivors are Canadian,and another two hundred of the survivors are American,where would you bury the survivors?".

   So I reply,that I would bury them in Canada.She replies with laughter in her voice,"Sonny,you don't bury survivors".

   I then reply,"Lady,you don't know me,you don't know me at all,I would most definetly bury the survivors,starting with you !".

   Once there were 3 little pigs that lived together in harmony with their environment.Using materials that were natural and from the surrounding  area,each of them built a beautiful home.One built a house of straw, another a house of sticks, and one a house of pig poop, clay and vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their results.Happy with themselves,they were going to lead peaceful and productive lives.

   Then the pigs,saw Wolfie,and they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting,"Little pigs,little pigs,let me in!"

   The pigs shouted back,"Your gun waving tactics don’t scare us pigs, defending our homes and culture."

   But Wolfie wasn't going to be denied what he thought was his rightful meal. So he huffed and puffed like a mother trucker,and blew down the house of straw.The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks next.The wolf followed in hot pursuit.Where the straw house had stood,other wolves bought up the land and started a clothing manufacturering sweatshop.

   At the house of sticks,the wolf again pounded on the door and shouted,"Little, pigs, little pigs, let me in!"

   The pigs shouted back,"Go to hell,you carnivorous,capitalistic wolf!"

   The wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks.The pigs ran to the house of bricks,with the wolf once again in hot pursuit. Where the house of sticks had stood, other wolves built a time-share condo resort complex for vacationing elderly wolves.

   At the house of bricks,the wolf pounded on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs,let me in!"

   This time in response,the pigs sang,"We are the world”, and wrote letters of protest to the United Nations.

   By now the wolf was getting pissed at the pigs' refusal to see the situation from his point of view. So he huffed and puffed,and huffed and puffed some more,then grabbed his chest and dropped dead from a massive heart attack.

Smoking,drinking, and fast-foods contributed to his untimely demise.

   The three little pigs celebrated that justice triumphed over evil. They did a little victory dance around the body of the wolf.Their next step was to free their homeland.They gathered together a band of rogue pigs who had been evicted from their homes and land.

   This new brigade of rebel pigs attacked the resort complex with machine-guns,butcher knives,and rocket launchers.They slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors,sending a clear message to the rest of the wolves not to mess with them.

    Then the pigs set up an elected democracy with free education, universal health care and affordable housing for everyone.(Please note: It is a fairy tale after all.)